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YES!!! IT'S ALL TRUE!!!!

The PileDriver IS BACK!!!
(. . . but, for how long will he be here. . . THAT is the question you gotta ask yourself. . .)

PILE and his half-dead miscreants of the Metal Inquisition
once again rear their ugly heads in concert. . .
Feb 23rd at Sneaky Dee's in Toronto. . .

More info HERE!

FINALLY! A PILEDRIVER VIDEO!!!
"When I Saw Yer Face"
courtesy of Johnny Deathrasher

Don't know about Piledriver???

Click here to find out whatcha missed and what's comin' up!

We're still writing/demoing our new album, METAL MANIFESTO...
Because we can tell that you are a discerning metal connoisseur,
and can fully appreciate these offerings for the shameless,
cheap, barely listenable, dearth of lasting value pieces-of-crap that they are,
you can check out a few of the latest songs,
including the (not even finished yet) latest: 'Last Day Of The Weak ' here!!!

You can also go to the MYSPACE.COM Exalted Piledriver Page
to hear other Metal Manifesto demos n' stuff . . .

YES!!! YOU CAN FINALLY WITNESS THE MALIGNANT MAJESTY OF
The Exalted PILEDRIVER, LIVE!!!!!!
At the behest of 22 years of rabid fan request,
we've been HITTING THE ROAD!!!!
Check out CONFIRMED DATES/VENUES !!!

NEW SHOWS JUST ADDED! ! !

Here's a quick 'reference guide' to the members of the BAND!

Check out A PANTSLOAD Of PICTURES and WallPapers
of The Exalted Piledriver and his Metal-Monsters in action!!!

Bonus... can you find the 4 hidden pix on the pix page?

To order T-Shirts

Leave a message in The Exalted PILEDRIVER's Putrid GUESTBOOK!!!

Make your mark and Join the World-Wide Brotherhood of the Metal Manifesto!!!

My filthiest Congratulations go out to

Sam Khaneka in the U .K . , Tom Eelbode in Belgium, and Jason Dehlinger in Illinois!!!

They're the three Pile-Prize Winners in the Annihilator Killer Contest! ! !

Check it out!!! It's an AMAZING contest!!! But . . . Be careful!!!

You could end up getting delivered a hot bag of poo like these three did!!!

(The Piledriver prize was on page 5, btw. . .)

B.T.W. . .

It's great to be back FULL FORCE, and I can't wait to blow your minds... AGAIN!!!!

...actually, I can't wait to come to your house to steal your dog while you're sleeping,
so I can knock all his teeth out with a ball pein hammer,
and stuff him down my pants snout-first for a lil'. . .
ah, I've already said too much. . .

And. . . as always,

'If you're not a metal head,

you might as well be DEAD'

. . . um. . . don't bother going to THIS page. . . it's not quite working right. . .
. . .and if you DO go there . . . good luck getting back. . .
. . .unless you have, of course mastered the complicated and mysterious 'back' button. . .
making you a faaaaaar better man than I, Gungha-Jim. . . .

BIO MP3'S PHOTOS MEMBERS SHOWS CONTEST GUESTBOOK DESKTOP WALLPAPERS MERCHANDISE MAIN